And why not?

EVERYTHING IN LIFE IS A POPULARITY CONTEST.

HERE ARE SOME POPULAR ANIMALS.

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Your Questions!
CHICKEN
HORSE
COW
likes
grain, Jerry Springer, Leonardo DiCaprio
cold winter mornings, speed, shoes
the smell of death, good grass, shit

dislikes
intolerance, swearing, intolerable misery
glue, celebrity chefs,Willie Carson (we know where you live, little man)
gayboys, TV astrologists, crushed glass
favourite song
"Nothing Compares to U" - Sinead O' Connor
anything by Lil' Kim or Lil' Bow Wow
"The Cow Goes Moo" - CowMoo
favourite film
"Beaches"
"Snatch" - Guy Ritchie knows how to direct action.
"Raging Bull"
hobby
microwave cookery
nailing men to makeshift crosses
pasteurising my own milk, crying
fave food
Thai chicken
Indian
guts
if I were invisible for a day...
I would secretly eat my own eggs
I would sneak into the Playboy Mansions...who wouldn't?
I would pretend that I did not exist.
if I win...
I would dedicate it to my family. I'd be nothing without them. They keep my feet on the ground. You should never lose sight of where you come from.
I'll be high. Dope. You know what I'm saying. You dig? Hot mama!
I think that I would die. I have always wanted to die.