These exclusive themanwhofellasleep t-shirts are NOT available in the shops. Nor are they available online. In fact, they do not exist.

You will not be able to wear one and then behave as though you are the member of an exclusive subculture. Face it, you're just like everyone else.

So you've taken some drugs? So what? Your parents probably take more drugs than you, and you don't hear them banging on about it as though they've invented the wheel.

If you want to make your own themanwhofellasleep T-shirt, go ahead - but be warned. If I am walking down the street and I see you wearing it, I will hit you.